I will choose to call this person "Laminator Man"! My boss mentioned to a patron that the children's room had a laminator that he could use to laminate his insurance card......okay, so I think this is a one time deal. Obviously, Laminator Man is in love with our laminator and shows up today to laminate a very tiny ID card for himself. Can one be addicted to laminating? Is it like those cool label makers that crazy people use to label everything in their house? I am lumping this guy into my USER category. You know those people who find out the library has some handy, dandy gadget and begin to think it is for their personal use. This guy is just like "Preacher Man" who found out if he gives us his pouty face we will color copy baptismal certificates.....GOD, I am such a sucker for a pouty face.
Two new categories of library patrons:
USERS - those who are obsessed with our stuff
LOSERS - those who are needy, messy, crabby, noisy and/or just plain fucked up
CUTIES - anybody I love to see in the library. Mostly kids who are not annoying, love to read and talk books!!!
I am anxiously awaiting the return of Laminator Man......NOT!
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